I might not have been exactly as chaste as the contents of this blog might suggest. 

((Fun fact: I took the physical version of this and made it into a little animated thing itself!))

((Bonus clean version:

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(( In case the fancy font is hard to read, here’s what the image says:

Flash: I do indeed. ))

((Also, (spoiler warning) this blog is not going to get any less weird any time soon.))

((Yeah, this blog has taken a turn for the weird, hasn’t it? Whenever I get a weird question (and, not that I’m complaining, but I get almost exclusively weird questions) my brain invents an event/idea to answer it and it just kinda spirals out of control. That’s how we got from a magic anon who liked flamingoes to Flash being an alicorn for all of 5 minutes.))

((The fact that I feel it is my duty to answer every question that makes it into my inbox probably doesn’t help.))

Blegh, it’s like licking tar. 

Yeah, that too. It is far more satisfying to use my camera than my eyes. 

Heh, the suckers never see it coming. Sometimes I just like to imagine their flabbergasted faces when they see the photo they thought they destroyed on the front page of the morning news.

I’d bet that a photo of that would make just as much news as the original scandal. Actually, that’s not a half bad idea! I should start doing that.

((Just for the hell of it, I timed myself drawing these two pictures. As it turns out, it took me 3 hours and 37 minutes to draw the both of them. I now realize that I am the slowest artist of them all. /sigh))

((Also for those who might not know, I do have a mod blog and it is here: http://flashkannon.tumblr.com/ ))

I’ll be honest; getting eaten is, in my opinion, probably one of the worst and least dignified ways to die, all things considered. 

((What was I even thinking when I drew this?  (-_- ) ))

pt300:

For askflashbulb.tumblr.com

:3

(click for vector)

((Absolutely stupendous!))

Sorry for rambling a bit there; I really love to talk about my equipment!

((I think I actually got this question over a year ago. Truly, I work at glacial speeds.))